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Somebodies gotta do it I guess. (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Do a daily transporter sweep for dead organic material all over the ship to purge all those skin cells and hairs and other leftovers of our existing. No more vac

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It's a win-win!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Just avoid areas with life signs. Person in the room? Delay the transporter sweep for an hour and check again. Or alternatively just don't clear dead skin cells/hair/dust within a 2ft radius of a given life sign, and do maybe 3 sweeps a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And bald. And fingernail-less.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

And then someone forgets to reset the buffer after a difficult transport and then suddenly there's 30 new Tuvixes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And then it goes into the source matter for the food replicators.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The circle of life 🥰