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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

'Standing on water' implies that he would move if the water moves. If he is staying still in one spot then it means he is standing on space. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

standing in Earth space would be more accurate no?

otherwise when he turned on his power, he would fly away really fast or explode on the ground as the Earth moves away or into him

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Quantum-locking Jesus is my new headcanon.

I suppose in theory, earth-based time travellers would need to quantum-lock to the earths magnetic field so that when they travel in time they dont end up in a random point in space where the earth was or will be when they departed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You I like you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe they had to learn it the hard way, and the previous Jesus was what killed the dinosaurs.