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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aren't we all?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ya, but I'm also why the number is less than two

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Or through parenting, perhaps?

If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you're responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner's contribution

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In a few months I'll be doing my part to lower the average

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Somehow never heard that term before but I'm here for it