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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

That isn't a real blueprint, I have taken many birds apart, that's why cats are good at destroying the drones, I invented cats, they are cybernetic organisms, your common house cat is a cyborg, they were inspired by leopards and jaguars and stuff, and black cats don't actually bring bad luck... we made that up to mess with people, because it's funny