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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, nope. But because I have enough money to afford hygiene.

If I had only 20 Rupees for dinner and it was either eat this or starve, i would eat this (even if I was crying in self pity).

If I was hungry enough I would probably eat the leaf as well.

I would still not do cocaine, regardless of my hunger.

But then again, these are my survival instincts.