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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember telling a girl when I was in 5th grade to "Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip", having no idea what it meant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I still don’t know what that means.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I think it's referring to precum.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but what is that to do with a coffee maker?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Innuendos for cock and balls being sperm machines are endless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yes, I thought the Mr coffee reference meant something too. Obviously not. Still, it works as a line, but I thought it was going to be glorious, like doing it doggy style so we can both watch x files. Very visual, yet caring, yet lurid and tied to a time.