Idiots of Marketplace

See, the want isn't weird. The price is way too low. You're asking someone to come to you, take special steps, and do it for chump change. Maybe if someone was right next door, 20 bucks would work. Gas prices or other transport costs drive that up a good bit. The time involved ain't free either, though you'd have to be far away to make that work out to less than $10 an hour, which is okay for a zero skill job. But if you have to deal with traffic, that isn't exactly good pay lol