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Mother Shares How Video Games Radicalized Her Son To Run Around And Pick Up Coins (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because I played Dragon Quest and Zelda, I developed an unfortunate predilection for walking into strangers houses and smashing pots and vases and stuff. Took years of therapy to break that habit. :(

I still can't even look at a barrel.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

How about a chicken?

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