this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, it’d be a combination of the two.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the Enterprise was built in Florida, we'd be asking on which nacelle the Enterprise wears its ankle monitor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we’re talking about two different floridas. Yours is the young and poor one, where mine is the old, retiree snowbird one.

“Inside every state there are two Floridas…”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One wants a red hat, the other wants a face tat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

One is a Parrot Head, the other a meth head.