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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That will be $350, please don't do it again.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

hands over $350 bill am sowwy uwu

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Security, we're going to need you over in section K2, we have a code 308, multiple violations.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, pwease, I pwomise I won't do it again uwu-- AH HECK

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Clap em in irons boys, maybe tie em up a lil too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Yes, please... no, I mean, please don't, that's so cruel~

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Security, count that as 316 too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wait a minute… holds up $350 bill… this is a fake!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Look a bit closer, it says "real mony" right there, so it's gotta be real :3

money

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It says "real money", so it must be true. Sadly all I've got to offer in return is sexuwual favours. (〃 ̄ω ̄〃)ゞ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Legal tender should absolutely be cute. Maybe to remind us that it's for everyone and not to be taken too seriously.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The United Kingdom and Northern Ireland is the 51st UwUnited State