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Mother Shares How Video Games Radicalized Her Son To Run Around And Pick Up Coins (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Shit... Coin pickup addiction has claimed yet another innocent young soul. All the achievements this poor young fella had ahead of him, taken away by the foul mistress that is "kabling".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Whoa, don't think achievements are all good! Video games left me with a chronic addition to achievement hunting that I only escaped from last year. To this day, I still have to fight the urge to take random objects and place them in obtuse places for the off chance that I'll get an achievement for sticking a traffic cone on a road sign or something.