this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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Choosing Beggars

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Stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

what the fuck leave that beautiful tree alone!!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't feel sorry for it, that tree committed multible instances of driving under the influence

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You just reused a word for a pun. Why wood you do this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It got so many DUIs that they upgraded him to a Felony.

He still goes hunting twice a year despite it not being allowed to own a gun.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It can be a hazard next to houses. I've seen many health looking trees fall on them after storms/ice storms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Both trees near my house have fallen during a crazy storm. Our pine-tree missed our car by like 2cm. It was incredible. Ripped out, roots and all.

Our other tree split during the same storm and damaged our roof.

No more trees within falling distance of my house, ever again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm pro-tree but after a Fall of constant leaf-raking, I can understand why so many people have bare yards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Serious question: why are you raking the leaves?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If you have heavy leaf fall it'll smother the grass and kill the lawn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Because if I don't my dad will, and he is elderly and usually injures himself raking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably to fufil the anti-worm and anti-compost agenda that is prevalent on any social media.

Just a hunch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Or the glorious HOA made an edict.