Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room. (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Living room” is just a name we came up with. Just rename everything else to “living ____”, such as “living car”, “living office”, or “living restaurant”.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I guess I'm going to die in my sleep then, because there's no way I'm ever calling it my "living bed".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Sad mimic noises

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

just don't get into anything called a death bed no matter how much you have something you want to say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Especially not one that eats