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A Florida woman is facing felony charges for allegedly posing online as a homeschooler to sexually assault an underage boy.

22-year-old Alyssa Ann Zinger was arrested in Tampa on Nov. 24 and taken to jail; she faces two counts of lewd or lascivious battery and five counts of lewd or lascivious molestation. The police do not believe this was an isolated incident.

“It is disturbing and unsettling to see an adult take advantage of a child and prey on them,” Chief Lee Bercaw said in a statement. “Anyone who may have been a victim of Zinger’s, we encourage you to come forward. The Tampa Police Department will support you and ensure a predator like Zinger doesn’t cause you or others additional harm.”

Police say they were tipped off that Zinger allegedly had a relationship with a child between the ages of 12 and 15, and that following an investigation, they learned that she “communicated with the victim primarily through an online social media platform.”

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jokes, too, people need to rationalise that aspect. rape jokes can be hilarious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I think there’s been a rape up there!

David Brent - The Office (S01E01)


If they catch us, they will rape us!

Dwight Schrute - The Office US (S05E03)


I could rape him… I’m not going to rape him

Jeremy - Peep Show (S03E03)


Jeremy: Mark's a little bit down in the dumps. He's been raped.

Mark: I have not been raped. a woman just continued to have sex with me after i said "no".

Super Hans: sounds like rape to me, mark, classic case.

Mark: She didn't put anything up my bum.

Super Hans: No-one said it was bum rape, mark.

Peep Show (S05E04)


Roger the Alien: This is getting ridiculous. You want me to walk you home again?

Jeff Fischer: [pushes him away] It didn't help last time!

[Jeff leaves]

Roger the Alien: Jeez, just trying to help the kid out.

[Jeff slams the door, Roger stretches and cracks his knuckles]

Roger the Alien: I'm gonna rape him this time.

American Dad! (S08E05)


RAPE! RAPE! RAAPE! This white boys got his hands all over my beautiful brown baahday

Dee Reynolds - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S08E02)


Hedley Lamarr : Qualifications?

Applicant : Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr : You said rape twice.

Applicant : I like rape.

Blazing Saddles (1979)


Captain Red: [Holds down girl] Frog, boy!

Frog: What, captain?

Captain: Rrrrrape!

Pirates (1986)


Emma Watson: [Holding an axe] Back the f*** up!

James Franco: I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!

Emma Watson: Give me everything you have to drink!

Seth Rogen: There are six of us! You cannot rob us!

Emma Watson: [waving an axe] I'm NOT f***ing around!

[Emma leaves]

Danny McBride: Hermione just stole all of our sht. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he's about two minutes away from becoming the house btch himself.

This is the End (2013)


Kevin: Hey Creed! Check this out! Ninjutsu lessons! No one's raping me!

Creed: Oh I don't want to get raped! 120 dollars.

Kevin: No! That was my idea to not be raped!

The Office US (S08E22)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You have exceeded the requirement. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Rape is never funny.

Unless it's a clown.

And he squeaks with every thrust.