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[–] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Uhh fiber makes shits super fast and super clean

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Yeah but the boss doesn’t need to know that

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time.

Now my boss makes a grand
While I make a cent
And he's got employees
That can't make the rent

When the CEO makes a million
And we don't make jack
That's when we riot
To take it all back

Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It sure beats the guillotine