The Monkey's Paw

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I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Granted. Anything you even slightly attempt, whether you make the smallest twitch to punch someone - say a very rude child, or jokingly twitch your steering wheel towards a ramp, will be completed in full. Did you make an attempt to be more objective and logical? Congratulations on your completely new personality. There is 0 time to reconsider or adjust your actions, that are completed instantaneously.