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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ever notice that the only people who relentlessly seek out immortality are the absurdly wealthy who already live a life of the entire world being at their beck and call for every whim?

The rest of us get tired of licking the shoe leather and are all like, "It's my time? Phew! Finally!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

i mean i wouldn't mind immortality provided i straight up can't be killed, i'd like to see the bougies defend against that