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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It is very real but journalism hasn't quite evolved to state facts yet. They're still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

shuddup unless you want me to help

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you are very perceptive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

we're about to dye!