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I prefer speeds per Swedes (slrpnk.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I prefer to measure speed in football fields per minute.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As an american, It's easier when you convert football fields to watermelons and seconds to no healthcare. One you start thinking in terms of watermelons per crippling medical debt, everything clicks. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this a joke about black people not being able to afford healthcare or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No... Not at all but what gave you that idea? Besides, everyone here enjoys medical debt or an undiagnosed ailment. Sometimes both if you're lucky.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Watermelon is why. But, dammit, everyone loves watermelon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You make dem der figures FPH n' you got a deal. I don't wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A mile is about 15 football fields, so if we did switch to using that measurement, we could all be going 1,000 on the freeway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we're gon' near 1700 n' gettin 500 a gallon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Hmmm yeah.. I know some of those words.