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LONG JACK JOHN HAD A MIGHTY LONG FAP
HEY LONG JACK JOHN
WOAH LONG JACK JOHN
A WHOLE MONTH OR MORE TIL THERE'S ROPES IN HIS LAP
AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN
FIRE UP THE BROWSER AND SPIT IN YOUR HAND
HEY LONG JACK JOHN
WOAH LONG JACK JOHN
AN EXTENDED VACATION IN SELF-ABUSE LAND
AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN
ALL US SHORT JACKERS ARE STANDING IN AWE
HEY LONG JACK JOHN
WOAH LONG JACK JOHN
AS A PILE OF JOHN'S BABIES MAKE A MESS IN HIS PAW
AYE-AYE-AYE, LONG JACK JOHN
Well there's your problem, John. You gotta get some proper lube and you'll be bustin' nuts in no time!