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[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd imagine this would have the same success rate as going to a bar and acting like you don't know how to play pool.

Rinse/repeat with football, car maintenance, video games, etc. and she'll never have a problem again.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

Oh, you don't know how to play pool? Let me show you. This is called a pool club and these are the bowls. Your objective is to score a goal by hitting the bowl I pitch into one of the holes, shouting 'HOWZAT!'...

Let's see how desperate she is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Best way to get the loudest person in the room, that you actually don't want to get.