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[–] [email protected] 106 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Another thing we mostly have no clue about thanks to most of our maps is how massively large the Pacific ocean is.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

And somehow fellas just sort of wandered to places like pitcairn islands, chance of a million.

Pitcairn islands are a great wikipedia rabbit hole if you're into freaky crazy shit btw.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a whole season of the podcast Extremities about Pitcairn. Totally worth it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

thank you hans

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

What a wild read. Thanks for sharing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The band Rasputina does a good bit about the Pitcairn Islands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_Perilous_World

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah the mutineers are one thing but wait til you get to the extent of child rape on the island that reached the point at which most of it was brushed off since essentially the whole island would've had its total male population imprisoned. Some wacky ass shit going down there let me tell ya.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This is the kind of deep insight I stay on Lemmy for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ended up watching this awesome indie documentary about it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7MWxADnko

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well that's my evening plans locked. Thanks for sharing looks cool

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can confirm, I lived in the middle of it (Polynesia), first airports (Auckland and LA) were 6 and 8h flights away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What is it like over there? How's foods and all?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

It's fine, it depends which island you go to, the big ones have supermarkets, restaurants, etc etc. You can eat almost anything but will pay a premium for stuff that gets imported by plane. If it's one of the smaller/less populated ones then you need to get your groceries by the weekly plane delivery and otherwise a lot of coconut and fish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I heard they have a lot of Polynesian food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Lots of Polynesian sauce

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

first airports (Auckland and LA) were 6 and 8h flights away

It must have been a real pain in the ass catching those flights without an airport. Did people get shot out of a cannon and hope to grab onto the wing? Did their baggage also get cannoned?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

No no the flights are caught, but with giant butterfly nets, you have to jump on the back of the plane like it's a rodeo and get in that way, it's fine after the first couple times you get the hang of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or that the shortest route to China is over Siberia.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah that is pretty crazy - you barely need to fly over any ocean to get to China from the USA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or that the shortest route to China is over Siberia.

That depends entirely on where you start.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Presumably not Alaskan or Hawaiian too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'll pm you my exact lat and long

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

If you would push all the landmasses together, they would still be smaller than the Pacific ocean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

pirate island birds tweets in the background