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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just put a butt plug in, you’ll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

So you want to make the problem twice as bad? It's already a rectum destroyer.

Delay only increases the size.

This is an event that shatters porcelain with both weight and volume.

An Augur is the solution after the fact.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Use an extra large one or two in a pinch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Like trying to block an avalanche with a pebble. Just provides a little grit.