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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Most (99%) oven roast the turkey but the fattest of rednecks deep fry it to show reverence to their fat ancestors.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

As a fat redneck, you're mostly correct. You just forgot to add the word drunk in there somewhere.

Imma fry one up in about half an hour. I'm also gonna start drinking in just a minute. My fat drunk uncle who lost several of his fingers in a fireworks incident is smiling down on me from redneck heaven.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The funniest part is it's the middle class white dudes who burn down their backyards meanwhile bubba and Uncle Jim Bob will give you the juiciest fuckin turkey you'll ever have in your entire life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I would always trust Bubba and Uncle Jim Bob to cook and grill better than Sam or Elliot from the insurance company

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Amazing answer, exactly why I I thought it was better to ask than Google it.