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[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just assumed it's the layoff signup form.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

It's the employee surveillance line. If they ever need to let you go they'll just dig around in your file to find a good reason. Never trust someone on your employer's payroll to be in your corner over theirs.