this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are they harmful? why do we remove them? is it just conformance based or are there actual good reasons?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are just lumps of fat, not real tails, they are removed for cosmetic reasons

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd imagine comfort reasons also. Hell having a dick can get uncomfortable at times. Like every time I wear pants that are just to tight for a long bike trip it gets twisted around and bent into kinks. I can't imagine having what is comfort wise a second dick on the other side of my groin and pointing down. I can see that pinching itself every time you run or sit down. I really hope there aren't any nerves in them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I imagine you'd either have to sit on it, which is probably painful (maybe likely to even break it), or wear modified clothes and dangle that shit free for the world to see. Personally, I wouldn't like either of those options.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to mention shitting on it by accident.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Or baptizing it in the toilet..

I hate when that happens to my dick.. feels forever unclean. Even worse when it touches the bowl...