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We're both traumatized to the breaking point but at least he's strong, attractive and has friends. (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

DnD characters don't have to get drug tested for work

Lucky bastards

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

imagine if the Adventurers Guild did drug testing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

"Do I have to explain, one more Gods-damned time, I CAN'T HEAL WITHOUT MY WEED! IT IS PART OF MY RELIGION!

I'm getting Dankroth on the stone right now. This is DISCRIMINATION!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I can imagine it.

I can already hear the compelling argument why their chaotic good cleric should be able to use 'purify water' on their own piss to pass the test.

Honestly, I would probably just allow it, but force the party to make a bunch of stealth tests to not get caught passing their pee samples to the cleric.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

DND characters are given drugs for work. Potions are just homebrew drugs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

My alchemist would ace that drug test, he's been studying