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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the dude is legally dead, he can go rob a bank or something and they cannot prosecute him because he is dead. Just saying..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They can make him go get back in his coffin/grave. "Sir. SIR! Please do not make us use violent force!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, if you went full bureaucracy, they would have no rights.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That argument goes both ways.

Can't be convicted for killing someone who's been dead for twenty years....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mutilation of a corpse says otherwise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But you could conservate the corpse for example in an atmosphere without oxygen :-)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Now I'm getting serial killer vibes... Remind me to never tell you 8fninend up legally dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That’s what I was saying.