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Where do you see yourself in 5 years? (media.mas.to)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How many fields do you need?

One for cows, one for sheep, another for corn, ...

Edit: corrected a fat fingered word

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

one for machines, a half to handle them without losing an arm, another half to repair what you can, one for pestcontrol/fertilisation, one to handle silage/muck without dying or burning your barn, one not to get a fine for missing a law...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And one for all the equipment that broke halfway through harvest and you have to fix but ended up replacing to finish harvesting and is now effectively an equipment graveyard