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Where do you see yourself in 5 years? (media.mas.to)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Something is missing from the farm picture... oh right, the company actively collapsing in the background because "code maintainability is less of a priority than cost".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

If technical debt could be reflected on a balance sheet, most businesses I've worked for would resemble Enron right before it's demise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

“What do you mean, tEcHnIcAl DeBt, CoDe MaInTaInAbIlItY? It works just fine. Get the feature done by Friday. Perfection is the enemy of progress!”

— A manager somewhere on planet Earth