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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

to get rescued, please give the numbers on your credit card.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Transaction failed. Move to an area with better network service.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The price to be rescued is now $1000, in 30 minutes it will increase it to $2000. Would you like to be rescued?

Yes

Ask again later

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, no rescuers are available in your area. Try again later.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s peak rescue time, Uber surge pricing is active

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just give me something for the pain and let me die

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Sorry, that is not included in your apple care life plan, you need apple care life + pro for that. Do you want to upgrade?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It’s like that whole Volkswagen thing again!