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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, most apex predators are heavy sleepers because they have absolutely nothing to be scared of when they're asleep. As an example, male lions sleep for 18-20 hours a day.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, it sure as fuck will wake up if you stab its eye out. If I had to bet I still would pick the one-eyed angry T-Rex.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Recent studies have shown their top speed is about the same as humans. You could:

  1. wait for him to sleep
  2. poke an eye out
  3. run to safety
  4. Repeat steps 1 2 3
  5. Finish him after you take advantage of the rest of the month of free food and accomodations.
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love how you have a plan that gets you $500 million, but you just have to have to take advantage of that free rent in a shack before time runs out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, don't look a gift t-rex in the mouth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If they win the lottery, they're the one who will be able to stay rich.