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Well, of course that data is in the "cloud" of a capitalist company willing to sell access to it to anyone... But that doesn't mean I am okay with you being that anyone!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

vacuums and coffee machines.

Yeah. those are the, uh, devices, I'm most concerned people knowing I use...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have a wall power dildo or something?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Hitachi Magic Wand is one of the most well known vibrators out there. And it's powered straight from mains voltage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goddamn, does it require that much juice?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, the lights dim when I turn it on, and it sounds like I'm powering up a blaster in Star Wars, so you tell me...oh, wait....that's not a Hitachi Wand. Nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mix it up for the immersion blender again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You ever gotten off with an quantum flux capacitor before? Let me tell you...it'll change your reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, it's not a sex toy. I mean, people use it as one but it wasn't interested for that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife finds it so funny when I use it for it's "advertised purpose" on my neck and shoulders.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Both a "wireless" (battery-powered), and wired version exist. The wired version is unsurprisingly the original design.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but mentioning the playstation and the meme homeserver right away felt a little too cheap.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s more the kitchen appliances that I use aren’t the ones people bought as gifts… seriously that combined air fryer/pressure cooker/five-other-cooker-things is… annoying.

(I just have an instapot+slow cooker, immersion blender+blender+food processor that I have to hide from certain family, the absence of the “all in ones” would start a fight.)