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I'm going to sit down and actually learn git this week (midwest.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Lol what's git?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

git gud. HA, GOTTEM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes you did

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's what americans from a rural area say when they want you to go away.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's the thing you use to create a local copy of the main code base, and then merge your changes back in.

OP hasn't done anything, and there's 7 conflicts between his code and main. Presumably because someone else merged their changes in the time between when OP pulled his local copy and tried to push his (non-existent) changes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is what people who don't know vim and rsync have to use to mimic 1% of our power

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I just did myself an eye injury due to rolling them so much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A very complicated way to do

My project
My project (1)
My project WORKING
My project (2)
My project (2) (1)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lol