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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

lvl 2 player at the lvl 15 end-game citadel: I attempt to break down the walls of the impenetrable fortress with the Sword of Doom

"A bright flash emanates from the place of contact as the two unbreakable items collide. It expands into a small explosion in an instant, letting out a deafening noise. When your eyes clear from the flash, ears still ringing, a small, 2 foot deep crater is broken out of the 5 foot thick unbreakable wall. Half the sword is vaporized from the heat of the impact, and the powerful runes are destroyed. The shockwave hits your character in a rush of heat and force. Roll a Dex save (or a little force damage).

Many people far and wide heard the impact. A dragon is rising in the distance from the tower of the dark mages... Wanna run?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wizard: I cast fireball on the dragon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not to mention the demigod who had plans for that sword, right up until the hero wasted it on attempting to be clever. Non-mortals being notoriously petty, one can assume that their cults will haunt this dense bastard like an indelible foot fungus for the rest of their days and then some.

Unwritten Rule #1: Don't fuck with the DM. 🥰