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California girl gets license to own a unicorn (www.cbsnews.com)
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California has granted a little girl a first-of-its-kind license to own a unicorn, provided the 7-year-old can find one. She had to agree to provide nourishment like watermelon, exposure to sunlight, moonbeams and rainbows, and polish its horn with a soft cloth. David Begnaud has more.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think we need to help her.

I can print up a horn, if we know somebody with a horse that doesn’t mind getting dressed up or watermelon…

Edit: maybe there's a kids equestrian program there that has the amenable horses? change up the "care for horses" intro course to "care for unicorns".... alternatively the Wild Animal Park might have a fat unicorn. just spit balling here.