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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The coffee and cocaine is there to counter the side effects of weed and whiskey. Not sure why the condoms are there though because after that much coke weed and whiskey you won't be able to feel your dick anyway.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a sequencing issue to me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not sure why the condoms are there though because after that much coke weed and whiskey you won't be able to feel your dick anyway.

Maybe for you rook. If that is good blow you might be thumbing in a gummy, but you'd feel it just fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think those gummy worms are meant for insertion. That could lead to a nasty yeast infection.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Worms are meant for the mud hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pushing rope and smoking dope.