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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I really want a prescription to Animals Monthly. That’s sounds fucking sick. I love animals. I love months. Edit:don’t you dare correct me. This ain’t fucking Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Holy shit. I forgot all about zoo books. I’m 38. I remember those goddamn things and they were just as awesome in person as they were on the infomercials

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat three elephants and one snake daily. If you're still getting stomachaches, call me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’d rather deal with my hemorrhoids than eat an elephant, you monster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)