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Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and Comics

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[–] bloopernova 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Time to get busy with https://5e.d20srd.org/indexes/spells.htm

Blade Harrier - bird made of razor sharp blades attacks enemies.

Animate Mead - especially good when someone just drank a bunch.

Crone - create a ghastly old witch who scares your enemies.

Ball Lightning - control a big ball of electricity for level x rounds.

Stoneskim - throw a stone that bounces on water and does level x d10 damage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Produce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player.

Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed.

Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization.

Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it.

Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha!

Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually.

Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed.

Arcane Lick - you're lucky restraining orders haven't been invented yet.

Tire Shield - surprisingly effective.

Fund Steed - they're fucking expensive!

Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.

[–] bloopernova 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Each one of these I would love to use, they're all great! I like trying to come up with good ones:

Flame Shrike - depends if you've read Hyperion if you think this one is good lol.

Dog Cloud - an army of faithful hounds.

Dope Trick - fascinates large groups of people.

Contact Otter Plane - for advice and cuteness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery.

Blank - counterspell for a scroll.

Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts!

Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells.

Bending - it's just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate.

Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy.

Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency.

Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins.

Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable.

Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.