Two panel meme: The top panel shows a woman with the label "me", sitting on a couch in front of low a table filled with food, looking pleasantly surprised at a bottle of soda labeled "stockphoto memes". In the bottom panel the woman is happily drinking the "stockphoto memes" soda.
If Cola can clean the toilet, it can also clean me. That's why I can smoke as much as I want. The Cola shall cleanse this vessel my soul calls home!