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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have never been a member of lemmygrad lol

Also you can't ask someone to be polite after calling people "dicknozzle". Whatever that thing is you should go and choke on one.