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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally kicking the terrorism problem a couple decades down the road at best.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Decades

Make that a year.

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