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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you shouldn’t slap that part of the missile… just sayin’

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

All ordinance guys, you can get way way rougher with explosives then you'd ever think as most are stable for everything except rapid extreme high pressures/temperatures.

Hell you can eat torpex and c4 no issues and it'll still do the blowing up thing once it.... Passes.