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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a lot of emotion flying around with all this right now. It's better to try to stay back a little bit. Even though that's largely impossible. Because unfortunately outside of the everyday people, none of the other groups involved are innocent or good.

And yeah even us socialists aren't fond of leninists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I always find I get along better with socialists even if we aren't 100% aligned politically. In the states, we vote alike, but that's like saying we drive a straight line alike.