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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Comments like yours are useless unhelpful and reek of absolute brainrot.

Pure projection here. Go back to history class you've got a lot of learning to do.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And how about you go fuck yourself?

It's literally impossible to have a conversation where someone is incorrect without you and all of your toxic dipshit friends shitting on the poor soul all for the simple mistake of being incorrect.

For fucks sake you don't even give someone a chance to allow themselves to be informed it's just straight to being an asshole. God.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Again you literally started by calling someone "dicknozzle". You're the one that decided to lower the tone. Stop acting like a victim.