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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Somebody please Photoshop emperor palpatine's laser hands onto Biden in this photo.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Darth Brandon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

emperor palpatine's laser hands

So close haha