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Anytime I need to click on a touch button / non physical button I need to take my eyes off the road so I don’t click on other buttons wrongly… physical buttons in car is the way !
I want jackknife switches for every function, all wired to go chokBZAK and throw sparks at me every time I use my turn signal. Mad science maximalist aesthetics.
jackknife switch
Thanks for the visual. This helps
I'm imagining a dashboard bristling with these, to control everything from door locks to wipers.
Maybe a few big red buttons and flashing toggle buttons too, case depending.
It'd be a horrible experience to drive, which is itself a net benefit.
Don't forget the safety covers
I think I just realized something. I don't want a car, I want a flashing fidget toy that can zap me and make sudden noises.
Dude those are fucking quality right there! I kind of want that
It takes like 4 switches and a button to get the power into the back to open the trunk, all while you crackle maniacally in the grocery store parking lot. Also it needs to be struck by lightning first.
I feel seen
So, in the future when self driving is a thing, you have most people napping or watching their favorite drama in 2 second clips between 5 second commercials, and then there's you. Fully entertained you, cackling while randomly flipping hundreds of switches that aren't quite aligned, each one making a spark on contact and doing something innocuous like changing the color of the interior accent lights.
Probably still be walking places like some kind of asshole