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You're not wrong!

I don't like hoppy beer myself, which is the flavour most people associate with "beer", that gross bitter greasy sort of thing.

There are quite a few different kind of hops, though, with different flavours. Some are stronger than others, though the entire class has that base flavour.

Beer is way more than just hops, though. It's a broad category of beverages made from many different malted grains, and can be very different than your standard Budweiser (which some people love!).