"Occasional Federation Issues" sounds like the name of a post-wave Romulan funk band.
Note: This is not bashing the admins or anything at all, or at least not remotely intended to do so. Just making a funny about federation issues. They happen, I'm not too worried. Rather these problems than deal with the 'other site'.
Oh god. Promoted for an hour and already planning galactic domination.
Perfectly sliding into the role already!
If you're going to have delusions, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones.
Just be careful you don't get exploded in your evil chair by sustained phaser fire
Wasn't that a Commander and not an Admiral?
Lieutenant Commander but the joke still works lol