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I wish for everything to stay as shitty as it is but me not caring like at all.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted. You go instantly insane and have no idea what is going on in the world but you are very content.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds like bliss.